"What if Ron Artest got hit by a sex toy?"

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Darren and John kick off the show by talking about possibly dipping their toe into making this podcast more of a (live?) video show and the benefits, and drawbacks, of building the plane while flying it. Also, John talks about the struggles of trying to stay healthy as the parent of a young child.

The guys then turn their attention to the story of fans throwing dildos on the court during WNBA games, including the funny side of the story and the dangerous/disrespectful/sexist side of it that also needs to be addressed.

Later, Darren plays the role of boomer trying to figure out ESPN's new direct-to-consumer pricing before the guys talk about last night's Padres win and a pretty cool personal connection between Mason Miller and Michael King.

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